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by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Our hero loooks for a new job
Beep, beep, I am Robocomp3000, I produce counterfiet money and Krispy Kreme donuts
I must find a way to use this thing-a-ma-bob to make some money
Press any key to begin producing 100$ bills
What will I do with you?
Robocomp is not amused beep, beep
I'm not cold, hurray!!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Our hero rents a room
You, I must own your house!
Dawg, you lunchin' I ain't givin' you crap 'less you get yo reembursement on!
West side!
I am from Cali!
My fingers are stuck, please help...
We are the best of friends!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Our hero goes to the big city
I am in New York and I forgot my gun!
Hey mister you lookin' for a good time?
I believe I will engage in friendly conversation and/or witty banter with the natives!
Hey mister lookin' for a good time?
New York sucks, time to end myself
Cameo!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Our hero looks for a job
I am a carpenter!
Bill, I'm gonna need you to finish those TPS reports this afternoon...yyeeaahh
My old friend, I'm afraid as a carpenter I must hammer these nails into you
I am robocomp4000, I will avenge my predecesor's death!
I think that went well!
How are those TPS reports coming Bill?

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Our hero hits on a lady
So I says, I'll show you the law of diminishing returns!
Bill, you know I find you repulsive, right?
But I was planning on having your children!
That's nice, want a cookie?
hmm, how could I make her death slow and painful without wasting ALL my days off
Just kidding :)

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill goes to the Platinum Club
I can't dance, but that's okay none of these people can either
Ay!!! Punk, you sweatin' my style!!
I suppose I'll just go downstairs, it can't be much more crowded than here...
I am robocomp5000, do you wish to dance?
Bill attempts to make a flaming homer...
It's getting hot in here, we must take off all our clothes!
Why must every outting end in a mass murder?

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
...If only

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Sicko....

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill goes on a date
I hope you realize I have no intention of spending money on this date.
And I have no intention of stabbing you in the neck, but I'm not ruling out the chance
Silence! I know not what will become of Goku!
Why are we watching DragonballZ?
Aaahhh peace at last...

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill has an epiphony
Being a carpenter is great, I love fixxing all my colleague's poorly constructed cup holders
Umm, bill, why is my computer upside down and full of coffee?
What computer might he be referring to? I remember fixxing his cup holder....
The boss still needs those TPS reports...
Carpenters write no reports!!!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill visits his local arcade
You there, sweaty man, why do you look so forelorn?
alas, I have failed the same 3 song set on basic I've been playing for the last year on DDR
Perhaps it is your Pad
perhaps, the right arrow has been sticking...
That's not what I meant....

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bob Vila beat me in the last 3 tech tournaments here :(
Perhaps I could fix this pad, I am a master carpenter like Bob Vila
5 minutes later....
umm, those mails come out, right?
All fixxed!
I'm sur eI wouldn't know
Bob Vila's Bald and goes to Virginia tech, right?

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Oddly dressed girl, what is it you were doing on the stomp stomp game?
It is called freestyle!
come to thinnk of it, it was quite free of style...
I show as much skin as possible to woo the horny judges
If only I could have resisted stabbing her repeatedly her life would have lasted longer...
I am robocomp5001, programmed for freestyle, beep, beep...please don't kill me, beep

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
I am puzzled, why is this game called 'Dance, Dance' revolution?
due to involvment of music and following beat, thus simulating dancing
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense...
Does not compute!! Does not compute!!!
Alas, another wasted youth on the wiles of bright lights and scrolling arrows

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill finds a new friend
Fo' shizzle my nizzle
Are you talking to me
There ain't nobody else up in this piece, now is there?
Oh joy, a human actually talked to me!
You straight trippin'
If only he spoke english...

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill gets his new friend a job
Man I work for, you must hire me a carpenters assistant!
First you must stop destroying all our computers
By the way, how aree you doing on those TPS reports?
My bad dawg, I couldn't hook you up in that piece
I do not understand what he said, so I'll assume I've got the job

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
New guy's first day of work
could you please tell me your qualifications?
Yes sir, I have obtained a masters in Computer Science from the university of Maryland as well as an honorary degree from Harvard for my research into a substitute OS for Windows
unfortunately all our positions are filled iin the tech department, but we have one opening available...
I shall take it with vigor!
The irony is painful...
You there, we must finish nailing these boards together by 5 o'clock or you'll be ground to a pulp and fed to cows!
I hate carpentry...

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill goes on another date
listen, this doesn't mean I'm gay...
of course not, it just means you like men!
Exactly!
Hooray!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill learns to drive
In theory, it would be possible for me to drift my navigator all the way to work simply by applying my knowledge aquired from initial D...
I must test this theory!
later during that day ...
Then I rolled 6 times, and after that I woke up here
Sweet! Hope you like Dunkin donuts, it's all we have :(

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
New guy goes on a date
listen, this doesn't mean I'm gay...
unison: We're girls you moron!
unison: We're girls you moron!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill's company goes under
Well, we're broke due to the current trends in the economy, so I'm going to sell out to Hughes networks...
My skills as a carpenter are highly desired in this new economy
reflecting back, perhaps I shouldn't have spent 300 million on bubble wrap, oh well live and learn
I wonder what my nizzle will do now with his limited skill set...
singing: owner of a lonely heart, is much better than the owner of a broken heart...
Take it off!!!!!

 

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
Bill's company devises a plan!
Take it off!!!
Now with the insurance money we collect we'll live like millionares
actually we had a 500 million dollar deductable
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Gypsies!!!!
Screw them all!!!!

 

by LittlePokey
3-12-03
Bill returns to the arcade
If this is what success smells like, I hope I never stop failing...
*pant *pant whew, success!!
...5 minutes later
...and then I passed max300 and then I passed Demon road and then I AAA'd every song ever...but I forgot my camera at home and I was alone in the arcade!
I hope you realize you've single handedly destroyed all faith I had in the human race as a whole...Hey Chris didn't you used to play this game?
...No, no I didn't
I wonder if this childs enlarged calf muscles would increase his value as a slave laboror..

 

by LittlePokey
3-13-03
Bill gets his ladyfriend back
listen, girl, I just wanna say I know I've hurt you in the past, with all those sharp objects, but this time will be different
in the past I've let you down and I know I don't deserve you but, will you take me back...one more time?
Aiight Dawg!
Sucker!!!!!
Ow, my eye...

 

by LittlePokey
3-13-03
Stephany and Bill go out
According to this study, arcades have been proven 100% lame
I love the arcade!
Bill, I forgot to tell you, I invited everyone here to your house for a stinky, sweaty DDR party
Oh good, just let me firmly implant this blood flow assistor into your knee and we'll head right over there!
Later, At the party...
HEY I'M FEZ CAN ?ANY BODE PAS MAXX WITH A AAA? CUZ I CAN!?! *insert random emoticons here
Ow, my eye...

 

by LittlePokey
3-13-03
So, your telling me all these people play that arrow stomping game?
I have told you nothing!
I wonder if I could convince them my kitchen tiles are the latest version of stomp, smash, whatever and charge them 5 dollars a game...
Hey, Zeus! I chaleng yuo HUR HUR HUR!?!!!
But the likeness is uncanny...ow, my eye hurts
psst, your boyfriend's not really Zeus!

 

by LittlePokey
3-13-03
NNNOOO!! Female, you have soiled my once proud Picture box!
You there, man friend, we are watching Japanese animaion on your new television!
So romantic...
I will now engage in meaningless dialogue for 15 minutes to kill time...
that they do, but this monkey has teeth! Ow, my eye hurts....
Arcades and Japanese animation are said to go together like Stink and a monkey

 

by LittlePokey
3-13-03
Stephany finds a job
I'm going under cover! My mission: to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has ever gone before!
You there, where's the girl?!
Ho! You woke me izup, from my nizzap! I was dreamin' of a 69 impala with some phat hydrolics yo!
I could not find my toothbrush...perhaps I was asking the wrong questions :(
Ow, my eye hurts...

 

by LittlePokey
3-15-03
Bill meets his idol
Yo, it's Bob Vila, my idol XD!
No actually my name's James
Bob, I'm an aspiring carpenter, do you have any advise for me?
actually I'm really not-
...sure
I have a major wiring job to do, could you please help me?

 

by LittlePokey
3-15-03
Bill and James start rewiring
Bill: okay, so I hammered 5 nails into it, but it still won't go
James:That's a computer!
Bill:Perhaps Bob Vila is not the wiring genius I thought he was...
Okay, so I put 5 more nails into it and it seems to be working fine
James:Powers...fading...must...go...to..Squires

 

by LittlePokey
3-15-03
At squires...
Bill: Bob, do you know of this arrow stomping fad?
James: Well, I have won a few little tournaments on it...
James plays a set
Bill: Mr. Vila, it seems your skills as a carpenter prove useful in this arrow game
James: indeed, carpentry and DDR are like stink and a Monkey
Bill: Does it have teeth?
James: shhh, I'm trying to AAA freckles, I've only done it 5,000 times!

 

by LittlePokey
3-19-03
Steph attempts a meaningful conversation with Bill
Is this annoying? Is this annoying Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying?
Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is....
Is this annoying? Is this annoying Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying?
Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is....
Yes, I'm awsome!
Ow, my eye hurts...

 

by LittlePokey
3-24-03
James meets his nemesis
Hello, my name is Zues, God of Thunder!
Yo yo, my name is Harold dawg, and I rizock, yo' wizorld!
Tell me Harold, do you own a castle?
I'm a pimp, ain't I foo'?
Touche
hmm, touche 300...I must go back to the Paranoia lair!

 

by LittlePokey
3-24-03
Harold, may I ask you a question?
Yes, you may
Why do you get to be the pimp?
1.It's funny 2.there are only 3 black characters in stripcreator 4.see 1
You missed 3...
yeah, that's how it usually is...at least on waka laka

 

by LittlePokey
3-24-03
James and Harold pick a song
Would you mind playing Freckles?
Nah, yo, we're playing Waka Laka
I SAID IT'S WAKA LAKA TIME FOO'!!
actually, I was hop-

 

by LittlePokey
9-30-03
This is the story of a girl named Stephany
And a couple other people
i R harold
I R James
...well, alot of other people..
I R Fez
IIIRRR..I mean AARRRR!!!

 

by LittlePokey
1-16-04
We open with a local arcade manager talking shop with a faithful employee
You know, if we don't find a way to make money without doing anything we might have to start working
Dude, I can't do that...
For you see, as an arcade employee who doesn't play video games I have a duty to ignore our customers, it's the hypocrite's oath!
...hmm, I bet I could find a way to get those arrow stomp kids to give me money
later that day, our manager approaches the owners with a plan....
...And that's my idea for a DDR tournament, what do you think?
*chirp chirp

 

by LittlePokey
1-16-04
Fez: yeah, I hear we're having a tournament here, I just hope waldorf doesn't come
lil chris: Don't worry, they wouldn't travel this far just for a little tournament
Tomo: I do not know about-a that I tink they sometime go to even Lounding tird tournament
Bon hot: I dunno if that was english...but I love it!
Geo: What was the point of this part again?
Josh: I think it was to show which character was who for later strips...AARRRRR!!

 

by LittlePokey
1-16-04
Somewhere in Waldorf...
Harold: Sup Dawg, you found that pimp cane with matching towel yet foo'?
Timmy: No, actually i've been looking at this tournament at Eastpoint, apparently there's a years supply of lake trout up for grabs
Aight, I think my lady friend and I will get our tournament izon then craka'!
Yeah, I think I'll see if mine wants to go as well
Hey Jennifer, you wanna go win some lake trout?
Jennifer: I'd prefer peanuts, but that's just about as good!

 

by LittlePokey
1-16-04
Somewhere else in Waldorf...
Jeff: Hey, any chance I could get a ride to Eastpoint for the tournament?
Ben: I wish I could take you, but my legs have fallen off my body!
Hey Jessie any chance I could get a ride?
Jessie: Nope sorry, I've got to fix my car...again
Justin, are you going to the eastpoint tournament?
Justin: DDR tournament?! Why would I - wait, it's for lake trout...sure man, I'll take you

 

by LittlePokey
2-04-04
And finally somewhere in the depths of Virginia
Bill: Bobby V in the place to be, he'll wash your car then own you fo' free!
James: Dude, that ryhme's sooo lame
I know where we can find more ryhmes, Dundalk, Maryland!!
That's the last place I'd want to go...right after the neverland ranch
there's also 10000$ in Lake trout being given away in some arrow stomp d-
Yeah, I think I will go to Dundalk...but only so I can play that stupid lighthouse game

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