new job

Author: LittlePokey

Date: March 11, 2003

by LittlePokey
3-11-03
New guy's first day of work
could you please tell me your qualifications?
Yes sir, I have obtained a masters in Computer Science from the university of Maryland as well as an honorary degree from Harvard for my research into a substitute OS for Windows
unfortunately all our positions are filled iin the tech department, but we have one opening available...
I shall take it with vigor!
The irony is painful...
You there, we must finish nailing these boards together by 5 o'clock or you'll be ground to a pulp and fed to cows!
I hate carpentry...