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Ladies and gentlemen and visible minorities, please welcome President George Dubya.
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| Ahem... my fellow Americans, it is my sad duty to inform you that we must once again arm ourselves for war. | |
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| A killer of Americans more great than any war is among us. I'm talking about obesity. Heart disease and organ failure claim hundreds of lives a day, and time has come to take action! | |
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| It's time to wipe out food! | |
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