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Ben was my first boyfriend ever...
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... He was an actor several years older than me who performed slam poetry in coffee shops on the weekend...
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... except one weekend he slammed me in the ass instead, taking my virginity. The next morning he was told me he was just experimenting.
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| You deserve an Oscar for your most believable act ever, Ben... I really thought you were gay. | |
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