Jenn's Astounding Parking Skills.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 4, 2002

by Loomis
9-04-02
After having sat in a car being parallel-parked for the last five minutes...
Stop rushing me, I hate parallel parking!
Oh. For the love of God. Stop the car now.
Well, at least I'm off the road.
And conveniently far away from the footpath.
Ah, shaddap. Now you're just begging for an ass-kicking.
If you kick ass anything like you parallel park, I'm not in any immediate danger.