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Loomis at his first day as an orc for the Lord of the Rings movies.
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| Right, you've got the prosthetics on? Okay, because we're evil, we're giving you the most uncomfortable set of armour we can find. | |
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| Riiight... I'll deal with it; this is the chance of a lifetime. | |
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| Okay, you're good to go. Hang out at the mess tent for the next six hours or so. Eat hotdogs and pick on the hobbits. | |
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| Fine. I'll bear the discomfort and indignity because I care about my art. | |
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| Okay, it looks like you won't be able to wear that armour after all, not in this scene. Just take it off. | |
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| If my arms hadn't seized up two hours ago I'd hit you *so* hard right about now. | |
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