Girls In MMORPGs.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 6, 2002

by Loomis
9-06-02
Karen logs on to Ultima Online...
Muahaha! It is I, Amalye, here to toy with the emotions of all puny male plebeians!
I worship you, female player! I'll do whatever you command!
Give me all your equipment, then delete your character.
Right away, mistress! Does this mean I get your email address? Will you go out with me?
Being an actual female player kicks ass.
Mom will be so happy I've finally got a girlfriend.