The Girls of the Internet! Tragedy Magnet Edition, Part One.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 6, 2002

by Loomis
9-06-02
My family are in a bit of financial trouble again and I'm going home to bail them out, hopefully. I'll be working all holiday to pay back their debts so the divorce can be finalised and stuff.
Why are *you* the one who has to pay back this loan, exactly?
It is a debt of $20,000 or so that didn't come from a bank so now the people want it back, and it's in my name so I'm the one they'll come after.
How do I always manage to find these people?
Two weeks later.
My holiday was crap - I worked 2 outta the 3 weeks from 6 until 6 every day on a farm to earn the money to pay the debt and then to top it all off while I was out my great uncle died.
You're like a magnet for all the misfortune of the universe, aren't you? Does anything good *ever* happen to you? ^_-