Tales of an Atheist, Part One.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 7, 2002

by Loomis
9-07-02
Running cross-country back in highschool...
Okay, nearing the finish line. I'm not first, but at least I'll finish with dignity. Just put on a final burst of speed through this muddy patch here...
Going head over heels, Loomis ends up flat on his back two metres from the end of the race.
Whoooaaa, crap! Yeah, this is embarrassing.
You're a pain in the ass, God.
Hee hee hee! Now maybe you'll start taking me seriously.