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| Thanks for being a guest speaker on the strip, Swiss Tony. I'm sure the audience appreciates it. | |
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| Not at all, Loomis, not at all. You know... I find being a guest speaker is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. | |
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| Oh, god, here we go again. | |
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| You have to feel around a bit, get a good grip on what tickles their fancy, put your finger on that which makes them cry out in pleasure. | |
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| You've got to concentrate on your timing and maintain your rhythm, while building the tension ever so gently towards the inevitable climax. | |
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| Then, at the appropriate moment, hammer your point home with enough force that they'll be rolling on the floor and gasping for breath. | |
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