Loomis vs. The Cast of the Fast Show, Part Three.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 8, 2002

by Loomis
9-08-02
Well, the psychiatrist thought it was mostly a combination of anger and embarrassment, you see, that made her lash out in that manner.
That's perfectly understandable. My niece once dated a boy who suffered from the same thing. He ended up in hospital with a tube down his throat, poor fellow.
I'm still reeling from her decision to cut Emory out of the will! I mean, when *hasn't* the man been there for her? I've tried reasoning with her, but she just won't listen.
Speaking of which, anybody seen Neighbours recently? Them Aussies are funny sorts, aren't they? Skippy! Kangaroos and all that?
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I'll get me coat.