Loomis vs. The Cast of the Fast Show, Part 5a.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 8, 2002

by Loomis
9-08-02
Good morning, I'm looking to buy a suit.
Ooh! Very good, sir, very good. Anything in mind for a rugged fellow such as yourself? The scruffy sort, sir? Bohemian? Ooh! Suits you, sir.
Er, no. I was rather hoping you could suggest something for me.
Of course I could, sir. Have you tried cunnilingus, sir, or does the moustache tickle them so? Scruffy rugged fellow like yourself. Ooh! Suits you, sir. Ooh!
Continued...
Pardon? I meant suit-wise. Could you recommend a *suit* for me, please.
I bet the ladies are just falling at your feet, aren't they sir? Running their hands through your greasy hair? Grabbing your firm buttocks? Ooh!