Loomis vs. The Cast of the Fast Show, Part 5b.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 8, 2002

by Loomis
9-08-02
*Excuse me?* A *suit*, please.
Oh, of course, sir. How about this nice black one here. You have a thing for black, don't you sir? Ooh! Suits you, sir. Black leather, sir? Leather masks, sir? Ooh!
Look here, if you're not going to be helpful, I'll go somewhere else.
Just a joke, sir. So the black one it is then, sir? And where will you be wearing this, sir? Will you be with a *woman*, sir? Ooh! A woman, sir? Ooh! Suits you, sir.
Yes, and I'll be taking her out to dinner, and then later we'll be having sex. Is that what you want to hear? That I'll be "giving it to her"?
Sir! This is a *civilised* shop. There is no call for such smut here! Take your suit, sir, and kindly leave. And sir? Give the lady a stiff one from me, sir. OOH!