Where *Does* He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

Author: Loomis

Date: September 9, 2002

by Loomis
9-09-02
Heh, I just had the funniest idea. Better check to make sure nobody has already used it before... ah, crap, Kaufman beat me to it. Ah well, try again I guess.
Later...
Aha! Hang on, Kaufman again! And again! And *again*! How does he manage it?! It's always *him!* Damn you, Kaufman, DAAMMN YOOOOUUUU!
Meanwhile, in his orbiting satellite...
Excellent, Mr Bigglesworth. Truly... excellent. It seems our young friend's "punny" intellect is no match for our own!
amm ooo!