Borrowed Ideas: Movies in Three Panels.

Author: Loomis

Date: September 22, 2002

by Loomis
9-22-02
Fight Club.
My life is worthless, and my existence has no meaning. I cannot cry, therefore I cannot sleep.
I think we should start a club in which we beat the crap out of each other, and encourage others to do the same. Of course, we can't talk about this club.
*POW* You *SMACK* are *CRASH* not *TWANG* your *BONK* car! *CRUNCH*
*SNAP* You *SLICE* are *GURGLE* not *SLAP* your *THWACK* house! *POP*
You *do* realise that I'm just a figment of your crazed imagination, and that everything that has happened has been done by *you*? *You* are Tyler Durden.
Hmm. The only logical way to deal with this unexpected situation is to shoot myself in the head.