Why penguins make bad partners.

Author: Lord_Lonic

Date: February 27, 2005

by Lord_Lonic
2-27-05
Well, Miss, I suggest we get in on, right here, right in front of the police station.
Okay. Were do you want to do it?
Right here, you silly.
No you dumbass, I mean't either in my vagina, mouth, butt or my penis!
Heres a lesson here, folks: never chose a penguin.
Umm.......why would I do it there?
Screw this. I'm leaving.