The Adventures of Basil the Goth VIII

Author: Lord_Patrick

Date: February 11, 2006

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
Damn it! Will I ever get home!
I can help.
Are you an alien?
Sorta.. I was slated to star in Battlefield Earth, but a little bird told me that movie was going to suck. BIG TIME.
TBC
But can you get me home?
Not quite yet.. I need you to pass a test.