All comics by Lord_Patrick

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-16-05
Pie, pie, you want PIE? I will never give it away! No pie for you or anybody else!
Aw come on, it's for my mother.
No! Never!
Oh well..
Five Minutes Later..
Aw crap.

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-16-05
Are you a clown?
Nope, just an extra on Court TV.
I like your dog.
You talkin to me missy?
What dog? That's my friend George Clooney.
Sorry sir, I must of been mistaken

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-16-05
Blazere Enterprises, New York
What an interesting specimen..
I better talk to Lou about this..
Later, in Lou's office..
Just what I need. Trust me, when you have to sit through a two hour meeting with the boss, you will want an ear to cover for you.
Well, the specimen seems to be some kind of giant ear, and can walk bipedally and quadraupally.

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-16-05
Hey Charlie, did you hear about..
Yep. Fat Bastard nude on the trapeze. Mass seizures and even a suicide from the lion tamer.
Yeah, pretty sad. I never really heard what happened to him after that..
....
Look away Charlie, look away
Well hello! Agh, my bloody trousers broke again

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-16-05
Before I leave, I'd like to say..
CRRAAWLLING INNN MMYYY SKINNNN! THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
FEAR IS HOW I FALL! CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!
Now that was random!
You're telling me! This makes my trips look normal!

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-18-05
The Terri Schiavo Case
Weightwatchers
Advertising

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-18-05
You wanted to talk to me about something, Paul?
I think my computer is possesed
''By What? The roaring flaming demons of the Bible?
You're scaring me
What?
No, it's.. AAHHH, HERE HE COMES!
You are in my power now!

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-20-05
Flashers. Aluminium Flashers.
Error: Photoreceptors have self destructed
HWOHWOHWOAH!
Customs.
Ewl Qua Du Farau Spline?
????
Theme Parks.

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-20-05
The feeling is mutual, Jake. Thanks for the card you sent to me after the Vong conquered Ithor. I'll buy the next round of drinks
It's lovely to see you again Taruk.
You boys going to have anything?
Just a round of sixpence, a ring of roses, and Jimmy Hoffa.
Comin right up!
You know, that was meant as a joke, but he seems to have it.
What do you expect? This is Holiday Inn for crying out loud!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-09-06
Fangirls
?
Kawaii!
Emo
WAA!
Kawaii!
Fundamentalism
Taliban: Burn the infidels!
Religious Right: Burn the heathens!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-09-06
The New Age
And so, Mr Mcpeanutguy demands that you give me money, to stay his wrath!
ALL HAIL OUR NEW LORD AND MASTER!
Free Republic (website)
I CAST THEE OUT!
You know, maybe Bush is wrong on this..
Autism Debates
It doesn't exist, you Evil Neurotypical Oppressor! Nazi!
Dude! I only was saying that you might want to get treatment for your kid throwing his crap at the wall!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-09-06
A Good Proportion of Modern Anime
Video Game Censorship
Hmm.. I blow off this guys head, ride down the rail shooting people.. blood rain.. good so far.. A WOMANS BREAST! Wait till my boss hears about this!
Error: Hypocrisy Detecter.exe has failed.
The Jyllands Postens Controversy
Hey daddy, today in school we drew our favourite people. I drew Prophet Mohammad
WHAT?! MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-09-06
And now; the new politically correct KKK uniform!
The worlds most blasphemous male stripper!
Aztec masks for the next generation!
Orc fetish wear!
The latest in Goth fashion!
And last but not least, Emo Ultimate!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-09-06
Slash
Me and Mr.Thomas Rex? But we hate each other!
But it's hot!1!1!1!1!
Mpreg
And I now announce the sad death of our dear friend Bye Ology.
Kawaii!
Shipping
So you say the fight was over WHAT?
Apparently, they had a fight over whether Hermione Granger was going to hook up with Harry Potter or Ron Weasley

 

Lord Patrick Describes in Pictures
Just refer to A. A current event or B. Humourus element of a subculture of pop culture. Interpret and exaggerate (slightly!).
Give it a title, and post it up to Stripcreator.com!
by Lord_Patrick, 2-10-06

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
Yes! Theresa invited me to the ball!
They have balls in Junior High?
Well.. AHAAHAHAHA! AHA HAHA! AHAHA! Oh, dear God, AHAHAHA!
What's so funny?
What the hell is Basil doing lying on the floor.
I don't know. Police are looking into it. They think his dad induced it.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
You sure can meet some interesting folks in this bar.
Sure can.
Hey, remember the Family Guy actor who came in here?
Oh my maker!
I'll have a malt.
Or Religious Diversity Day! Good times, good times.
This is gonna spawn a joke. I know it.
This is gonna spawn a joke. I know it.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
So what's the status on our latest patients.
One is doing the can can.. NUDE! Three others are probably faking, and the last one has just awoke.
Send in the therapist.
Is this the wrong ward? Is this the Dungeons and Dragons ward?
Ummm... no.
ARE YOU READY!?!
I think you're looking for some kind of Bad Rock Band ward.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
ITTTT'S..... BONDAGE PENGUIN!
I'll whip ya like a WHALE!
Oh Yeah!
Meanwhile..
?
?
Scientists Gone Wild?
Woo!
Now THAT'S something I'd like to see Einstein incorporate into relativity theory!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
Three Months Later
Am I ever gonna get out?
No, because they are the OPPRESORS!
Who are you?
Hey, at least I'm in the right ward!
I'm in a ward for Marilyn Manson fans?

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
Ok. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, your getting out.
The bad news is, his eyebrows will trigger a relapse.
The bad news is.. I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
Bloody vampire freaks.
To Be Continued..
Here goes..

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
Pull the lever!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.. BANANAPHONE!
Oh Yeah!
New York. Now GET OUT! Chuck Norris just got insulted, and he's proceeding to roundhouse kick the guy who did. Twice!
Where am I?
Turn it up!
Whoa! Clones!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
It's raining men!
Run!
Three Hours Later.
I finally made it! Say, is this a church?
What the hell is thee doing in the domain of the Lord!
Aw crap! I was caught in a time warp.
Om.......

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-10-06
L337
LOL WTH KTHBYE !1! shift eleven. Ph33r m3 t3h g@y dewd lolz.
They have destroyed the many tongues you gave them, Father.
American Pundits
This is the O'Reilly Factor. STINKIN FRIGGIN COUNTRY RUININ TRAITA HOMOSEKSHEWAL ATHEIST SATANIST FRENCHIE LIMEY LIBERALS. Good night
I MICHAEL MOORE! DEMOCRATS AND BUSH SUCK! BUY MY BOOK!
Jack Chick
Let's kill those Mary worshipping Islamic death cookiee eaters!
Yeah! Get the papists out!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
Damn it! Will I ever get home!
I can help.
Are you an alien?
Sorta.. I was slated to star in Battlefield Earth, but a little bird told me that movie was going to suck. BIG TIME.
TBC
But can you get me home?
Not quite yet.. I need you to pass a test.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
So what's the test?
Run into the tree.
You must let go. Trust Geico.
I'm not too sure I like this.
You got stuck in the Well too?
Ok, here's your first challenge..

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
Oh no!
RARGH!
Shout 'Linux'
LINUX!
AIEEE!
Ok, here's the second challenge..

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
Here we go!
He wants to molest you!
Dear God!
Give me a present!
Phone the police
How? My phone company doesn't cover the nation of "Badwebcomic"
Come on, I've got CANDY!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
Phone the Swiss police!
Alright!
Closer, CLOSER!
*Translated* You are under arrest, pervert!
I'll be back. My friends will come down your CHIMNEY!
Now, the third and final challenge..

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-11-06
Now, think of what tentacled monsters are often killed in!
What?!
Yeah, what are you looking at? I AM NOT Zoidberg.
ANIME!
Why am I a Japanese girl?!
That is not dead can eternal lie. And with strange aeons, even death may die.. My damn followers can't even get some damn grammar schooling! It sucks sometimes, being an Elder God.
Just give him the anime in your pocket
Alright..
Wait, you're going to give me Earth crap? That stuff ain't nutritious at all!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-17-06
Here we go..
AGGGH! MY EYES! DEAR OUTER GODS, BLEH, BLEH, BLEH!!
Never mind. It's still good.
Whoops, gave him the other stuff.
AAAGH!
I'm back.. now will you get me off this island?
Alright. Here we go.. *YOU WILL BUY GEICO* *YOU WILL BUY GEICO* *CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW* Sodding telepathy..

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-17-06
Whoah! Now THESE clothes are what you call Goth!
Hi, I was illegally stolen from Doonesbury.
Phew!
Hey son.. say, are these my hands..
Sigh.. I guess we're mostly back to normal
Hey you.. do you have my yesterday hands?!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-17-06
Let me, guess.. you want me to read the Watchtower. I've already got five copies.
My friend, I did not mean to anger you. I am in search of the perfect spoon..
What?! You don't look like Mr Fingers!
Young man, there is no need to be rude. I was not involved with Franz Ferdinands death, and never will be.
If Mum could see this..
Actually, I'm just a Salad Fingers Wedding Dress cosplayer. But please! Read the Fatpietower!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-18-06
Well, it's been a while, but I've finally remade arrangements for the ball. Now, where was the cologne..
Tobor ask: They have ba..
Nooo!
That's for my son, swindler!
Dad?
I've recently come of the Betty Ford. Now, go see Theresa.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-20-06
I'm going.. to see Theresa*To the tune of 'We're all going on a summer holiday*
All your New Zealand are belong to us!
.. keep walking for a, hour or two..
Is this the right road? I thought I was going to a Jyllands Postens cosplay!
I am going to, see Theresa, going to dance for an hour or two.. for an hour or two..
Yeesh, even I, the creator of this comic, think it's getting old.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-20-06
Basil finally meets Theresa
Hi Theresa.. WHOA!
Hi Basil.
Why do you look like the Grim Reaper!
You told me you were Goth!
Well, I am now, but back then, I simply wanted to state I was German in a different way. To impress you.
Oh.. let's dance anyway!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-20-06
Well, that's how I fell in love, and married, Theresa.
Um....
Yeah, are those reasons as to why this strip was continued generated by themselves.
The End!
I can answer that! You see, the reason I continued was..

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-26-06
Hello! I am Mr Crisp, and this is my friend, Mr Lite.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a fish. I'm half crab, half fish.
We both live in an Italian restaurant.
You know, this pasta ain't gonna generate sauce by itself!
What?
This be the obligatory cameo, folks.
Good webcomic cost more!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-26-06
Yes?
Sir, I must discuss something with you.
Mama Mia!
I'm from the Department of Health. And unless you clean up your store, we will shut it down.
Better get to work cleaning this.. urgh!
Indeed. My scanner reads that this room is 2% silicone 15% concrete, 20% water, 10% adhesive, and 53% crap.

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-27-06
Just a little bit left, a little bit right..
Now, getting a new paint job..
Damn MPAA.. kicking me out because my eyebrows would frighten small children and just about everybody else..
cleaning up the chairs..
To Be Continued
and licensing deals. Now I should be just about finished!
Would you like Bible's in Genesis blue, Torah black, Cardinal grey, or , only on request Vatican Gold?

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-27-06
Now he's coming! Better prepare!
Hello again.
Hmm.. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shut you down.
What? My place is clean, my staff polite!
That's not the reason why we're shutting you down..
The reason is because you and your establishment..
..doesn't care about black people!

 

by Lord_Patrick
2-27-06
We are shutting down your establishment, but not before a little gift is delivered to the President..
Here's a package for the president sir.
Excellent. I'll present sent it to Stan for checking.
Here's a package for you, Lord Cheney.
Excellent..
The End
Now I get to be all alone with you!
NOOOO!

 

by Lord_Patrick
3-03-06
Lord, those purple eyes are really starting to mess up my vision.
Go to the local store. Buy some of the new ointment on sale.
Alright.
Here goes.. *GLUG*
Thank you for visiting Mohammad's five and dime, please come again.
God: Hee hee hee..
OK.. WHAT?! I've gone bald, and became a Catholic priest!
You think YOU have it bad?! I was once the Pope.

 

by Lord_Patrick
4-26-06
Hello, I'm your host Ali, and this is the Jihad Show! Tonight, we discuss the proper way to act polite in Islamic societies.
..But first, a word from our sponsor CAIR!
Okay.. that was funny. Now, here's the correct way to act..
It's the Israel/Denmark/ The Jews/ America/ The Crusaders fault!
Today on BBC news. Hamas Islamists hijacked a bus and drove it into a nearby retirement home, killing the residents.
And the incorrect..
Hi! I'm Prophet Mohammad!
No! I'M Prophet Mohammad!

 

by Lord_Patrick
5-07-06
Hello! Welcome back to the Jihad Show! Tonight, we continue our three part special on how to act in Islamic societies. Here we go!
Correct
Do you know what I heard? Imperial Zionist invaders continue to oppress peaceful Muslims in the West Bank. May Allah destroy them.
Yes. I also heard American pigdogs are going to step up attacks on freedom fighters in Afghanistan. May Allah guide them to sundering defeat!
Incorrect
Did you see the documentary on the History Channel about the Arab Israeli situation? They brilliantly showed, from archaegological and Islamic sources, that there never was a 'Palestine'!
Preach it sister! I heard that Tariq Ramadan and Ali Sina got into a debate, and Tariq eventually started to pout and whine like a baby!

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-11-06
Welcome back to the Jihad Show! We now conclude our three part special on Islamic etiquette!
Tonight, how to identify the right religious sermons from the wrong ones!
Correct
You must remember, it is the Zionazi jooooooos that are responsible for high gas prices, Abu Ghraib, 9/11, the Holocaust, and the Prophets death! Death to Israel and America!
Aloha Snackbar!
Incorrect
Amen!
And so the Lord said "Love one another as I have loved you."

 

by Lord_Patrick
7-12-06
Suicide
Don't tell my heart...
My achey breaky heart...
Angry Mobs
ARRRR! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! ID is retarded
Blasphemy! ID is perfect, Darwinist pawn! Only an atheist secular humanist Nazi would say that! Let's get em, boys!
Bad Webcomics
Come on, you don't have to be the son of God to see where we can look for THIS source of power!
I feel energy, draining from by my body...

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