Bizarro Heaven I

Author: Lord_Patrick

Date: March 3, 2006

by Lord_Patrick
3-03-06
Lord, those purple eyes are really starting to mess up my vision.
Go to the local store. Buy some of the new ointment on sale.
Alright.
Here goes.. *GLUG*
Thank you for visiting Mohammad's five and dime, please come again.
God: Hee hee hee..
OK.. WHAT?! I've gone bald, and became a Catholic priest!
You think YOU have it bad?! I was once the Pope.