Hell's Belles - Part 21 (sub titled Arsing Around)

Author: Lotus666

Date: July 15, 2003

by Lotus666
7-15-03
On tonight's Live HELL TV - Tender meets with a hostile audience...bored, and getting bored-er...
Tell us a story...make us laugh...do a dance...draw us a cartoon...ANYTHING!
Sorry guys, don't know why I'm standing here, TBH!
Tender never thought they were going to be so literal, and demand their pound of flesh...
But I'm not all that creative...I really can't be arsed!
(RABID CROWD) Arse, Arse, Arse, Arse, Arse, Arse, ARSE! (TENDER) Arrrrgh...NOOOOOOO!!!
Meanwhile, as the sirens blast...and as an ambulance rushes Tender to the nearest hospital...
So, what the feck happened here, Zahrim?
Something about an arse transplant I think...