Hell's Belles - Part 28 (sub titled Axe of Kindness)

Author: Lotus666

Date: January 11, 2005

by Lotus666
1-11-05
******** ROAD RASH BIKE SHOP ******** You shop, we CHOP (your bike bits!)
How do yer want yer bits chopped then?
AAAIIIEEE!!! Mad man with an axe...run away, RUN AWAY!
******** ROAD RASH BIKE SHOP ******** But Chop, poor innocent, did not realise how it would sound!
Hmmm, what's up with him then?
Was only gonna chop his trike bits and make him an offer he couldn't refuse!
******** ROAD RASH BIKE SHOP ******** Get in for YOUR chop now!
But Fran luv, I only said "Where's me axe" and "How do yer want yer bits chopped"!
(*ROLLING HER EYES*) I dunno, you give a man an axe...