Hell's Belles - Part 45 (sub titled No Prophet for Camping)

Author: Lotus666

Date: May 24, 2011

by Lotus666
5-24-11
The Day? May 22nd 2011. The time? Hide Out Time! Harold Camping is Cave camping...oblivious to the fact that, outside the cave, Channel 3 News reporters seem to be setting up shop!
This should be safe enough for now - looks like the previous occupant isn't in anymore!
*Lots of marks scratched into the cave walls, and the words "Ossi BL was here"!*
Meanwhile...reports have been flooding in...and enquiring (and angry & viscious) minds need to know...
...and today, it was earlier confirmed, that Mr Camping was indeed camping in the cave featured!
*scenes of a cave somewhere in Pakistan...complete with satnav details*
Well, looks like it's the end of the world as we know it...at least for ONE believer...
*HC* Arrrrgh...noooooo!!! *Angry mob* RHUBARB RHUBARB RHUBARB!!!
...and tonight, it was earlier confirmed, that Mr Camping had indeed been Ruptured, and no...that's not a typo!