Hell's Belles - Part 6

Author: Lotus666

Date: July 4, 2002

by Lotus666
7-04-02
Nick orders in a new batch of Squirrel Chambers from PezCo. Inc...
(ZBU) Aaah, that must be Pez ringing up to confirm the latest shipment of Evil Willow Squirrel outfits!
*RING RING...RING RING*
But the gods were not kind to the Zbu this day...
(ZBU) Hey there Pezzie. How soon can you deliver?
(PEZ) Gee, I'm sorry Nick, but they were all out of mini Evil Willow costumes. All they had in stock were mini Rosie O'Donnell outfits!
But, Zbus are always full of creative ideas...
(ZBU) Listen to me you flea-bitten rodent - if anyone asks...you are just Evil Willow under a curse...repeat...!!!
(SKWERL) Damnit...the nuts are loose...and I'M the one who has to be stuck in a fecking chamber?!?