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by LouFancy
1-12-06
Check this sketch out! That figure drawing as AS220 was really amazing.
I wasn't sure what to draw but then the lady said "Draw what you feel" it all came so easy! I just drew how I felt!
So you felt like a crappy artist?

 

by LouFancy
1-12-06
So I ask my wife to pose for naked photographs. She got mad.
Because SHE thinks that means YOU think she's a "whore".
Right, but then I buy her sexy lingerie and it's completely ok. I just don't understand.
It's all about the means of conveyance bro.
meaning...
that when it's a gift that costs over $100 you can think whatever you damn well please.

 

by LouFancy
1-12-06
This TV has got an incredible sound system, 10 point surround in fact. Can you hear those birds chirping over your left shoulder?
Yeah, pretty cool.
and the picture is so sharp and clear it looks competely real. I mean, you can see each and ever blade of grass!
Yeah, yeah, real green and stuff
This is just the top of the line in realism I mean... ehhh... you don't seem too intrested.
I'll be outside.

 

by LouFancy
1-12-06
I need to get more friends on Myspace. I only have 10 people added and no comments. I feel like a loser.
That's because your not trying hard enough. You have to find something your good at and really excel at it you know? Like photography or painting or something.
So I have to improve myself?
Yeah, You have to become the best you can possibly be and then people will flock to become your friend.
Isn't there an easier way?
Well, you could just post pictures of yourself crying and then add a fallout boy video to your page.

 

by LouFancy
1-13-06
I heard you got a job as a regional national homeland security head. How'd you manage that?
I brought in the national head of security donuts and coffee every day for a year straight. Or at least paid someone to do it.
Yeah but you don't know anything about national security, how do you expect to keep your job?
Well, all I have to do is make people FEEL safe. All you have to do to make people feel safe is make them annoyed. Watch!
Take off all your clothes, close one eye, spin around in a circle and hum yankee doodle dandy.
Whatever keeps our great country safe from the terrorists.

 

by LouFancy
1-13-06
Oh, wow.
On Monday we celebrate Martin Luther King Day.
Look at them go!
This holiday it to celebrate one man's non violent struggle against oppression and prejudice, and ehh... Alright, I give up, what are you watching?
We're bombing some more brown people, check it out!
Oh man, move over! I'll grab the popcorn.

 

by LouFancy
1-17-06
Dude, I'm quitting, I can't stand this! When I was growing up my mother taught me to be confident and have good self esteem.
That's a good lession, it helps you become a fully actualized human being.
But now when I am confident in what I do people call me egotistical and secretly wish harm to me and my own.
The solution is simple, you have to be confident but pretend to have security issues. You must continously beat yourself up and then you won't threaten people.
or maybe I should just stop associating with insecure and petty people.
It's gonna get aweful lonely with just you, me and the dog.

 

by LouFancy
1-31-06
She left me man, couldn't be with just one person.
So you had a chance to be in a realtionship and still have sex with other girls?
yeah, but... I dunno, that's not my style.
... and you blew it?
I feel so old fashioned
Maybe I'm missing something, you Do have a penis, right?

 

by LouFancy
1-31-06
I can't believe your being so unsupportive.
I can't believe your gay.
Hey, just because I feel the need to devote myself to one person and have her devoted just to me makes me gay?
and inconsiderate.
what?
The least you could have done was pass her my way dude.

 

by LouFancy
1-31-06
I feel like an old artifact from a bygone era.
People talk about chivalry and devotion like they are some kind of unattainable dead goal but when given the option they push it away.
I know I'm a bit old fashioned in some things but does that make me obsolete?
Ay there young lad, ye be akin to asking for a response about life. Thus, for sooth I am not privy to such.

 

by LouFancy
1-31-06
So that's the story. It was wonderful and now it's gone. I've been trying to get support but everyone is a prick.
And you expecting something different from me?
no, I'm already expecting you to be a prick so it's ok.
Oh ye of little faith, I might be a jerk but I'm not evil. I can see your hurting.
Why do I feel like I'm getting set up.
Don't worry, I'll go easy on you encino man. Have a seat.

 

by LouFancy
1-31-06
See, your problem is that you listened to your mother. I know you, you didn't have a girlfriend until you were 19. Your mother's idea of a relationship was the only one around for a while.
Well, yeah, but I've had a couple girlfriends now.
But during your formative teenage years that idea got drilled into your head. Sure little by little reality is setting in. You've been sold on what your mother wishes her relationships were like.
But isn't what she wished her relationships were like what women want?
It's what 45 year old divorced mothers want in a relationship, not what beautiful, fun and intelligent 25 year old vixens do.
I know where you going with this and there is no way I'm dating a 45 year old divorced mother.

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