FTC #9: Why your wife doesn't give it up for that week

Author: LoveRocket

Date: November 18, 2003

by LoveRocket
11-18-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Since I use tampons instead of pads, does that mean I'm not a virgin anymore?
Everything was created in my image right? *wink* A guy has gotta get some from time to time. You're as much of a virgin as the Pope is a jew