Slave Elfs

Author: MDMM

Date: April 4, 2003

by MDMM
4-04-03
THE HORROR!
We are the elf slaves from Santa!
He chops off our nads if we ain't good!
He already did it to me!
We also see how you say our presents our gay so we say...
GO BURN IN HELL! YOU UN-GRATEFUL BASTARD!
Quit talking! Don't make me get the butcher knife!