All comics by MLADM85

 

It Sucks, But It All Has To Start Somewhere by MLADM85 4-14-04
3 Weeks Before Semester Begins Hmm... My future room mate doesn't ever answer his phone... Don't worry too much, Mike.	He is either too cool and busy, or just a complete loser. I doubt he'll be that bad. Why not ask Kevin B, didn't he go there last semester?	Hey Kev, do you know a guy named Chris? He'd live in room 202A... Any idea who he is? He might be the kid who never showers... he lived down there... noone knows his name though, we just call him gameboy...

 

Wow, what a variety of hobbies!!! by MLADM85 4-15-04
My First Day Umm, are you Chris Rightmire? Is this room 202? ......	Oh, so, I guess Im gonna be your room mate... What sort of stuff do you like to do? There's this game... Morrowind... and then I like Pokemon... and Yu-Gi-Oh. And Mario games.	Do you have any hobbies that don't involve playing video games? ......?

 

What Fancy Stuff You Have by MLADM85 4-15-04
So, uhh, yer TV, it's like, umm, well, I didn't know they made them that small. It works great for my games.	And, wow, is that a fridge, or a shoe-box made of plastic? I keep it stocked with juiceboxes! Do you like juiceboxes?	Umm, I think I'll go buy my own TV and fridge... ......

 

Mmmm, Urine! by MLADM85 4-15-04
Where did you just come back from? The bathroom.	Umm, you're not wearing any shoes... So?	You do realize I piss on the floor in there, right? So?

 

Meet Brendan by MLADM85 4-15-04
Down The Hall, Room 217 Wow, that girl in that picture on the wall is hot. That's Brendan's girlfriend... have you met my roommate, Brendan?	Hey, I'm Mike. You're girlfriend's really fuckin' hot. Yes, I know. I know a lot of things, or at least pretend to, I'm so smart!	Anyway, yea, Kev, I'd totally bone his girlfriend if she comes out here. At least someone would... I doubt he knows what to do with girls.

 

Halo Domination??? by MLADM85 4-15-04
Room 217, Jeff Joins The Crowd HALO DOMINATION!!! What the hell does that mean? I think I'm gonna go get drunk, anyone wanna join me?	Haha! You're kidding, right? Drink? On a thursday?!? Who does that?!?!? You're so weird Mike... Right... *I'm* weird... 'halo domination'... that's normal... stupid engineers.	You're cheating! That's so cheap! You're so gonna lose! What? What's that? I doubt it. I am undefeated. 5,486 to 0... I won't lose to you, penis.

 

He's not an alcoholic, he just enjoys alcohol by MLADM85 4-15-04
At Alpha Sigs Hey Will, what's up? Not much, the usual, doing homework, grab a beer.	Wait, why is there so much beer if you're doing homework? What do you mean? There's not much alcohol here today... There's probably less than twenty beers in the whole room.	Umm, yea, but, I dunno, I never realized beer was part of homework... Haha, that's because you're a freshmen. Welcome to college-- beer is part of EVERYTHING... At least for me it is.

 

The Flaming Sword by MLADM85 4-15-04
Room 202 What are those thin white things all over the floor? Toe-nails. I found a flaming sword.	Why are there toe-nails on the floor? And what sword? I was trying to kill the king, but it was hard, so I took breaks to heal, and cut my toe-nails. Finally I killed him, and he had a flaming sword. So I used it to kill the villagers in the kingdom.	Umm, cool... what game is this in? ......game?

 

The New Chris by MLADM85 4-15-04
Room 202 Chris, do you look different? Yea, now I have a red beard, and I'm not bald...	Wow, you look exactly like the real you now. Yea, you shoulda searched harder and found this version first. It looks EXACTLY like me.	Shut up you douche. I changed it now, didn't I? It's not my fault I can't edit past comics. What's a douche?

 

Rupa and Oesten by MLADM85 4-16-04
Mike's Fantasies Wouldn't it be funny to see Rupa and Oesten stand next to eachother...	Wow, this looks nothing like me... Yea, I assume it was just the biggest person Mike could find... along the same lines, maybe I'm just the smallest one he could find?	They both have silly names, so it's even funnier... heh.. Oesten... heh... Rupa... What silly names.

 

Sophomore Year Begins... by MLADM85 9-13-04
Day One So yer my RA.... Yea, guess so... is that a beer...?	Uh Oh Umm, no... it's... uhh... a cup of... uhh... piss. Yea, piss! Too bad, I was thirsty, but that's gross, I'll avoid you from now on... I'm gonna go away now...	...Random Thought... That guys pretty cool... But why the fuck am I in a robot factory?

 

Sorry Brendan by MLADM85 9-13-04
What I Want To Say To Brendan I never got to mess around with your super hot girlfriend... and now she dumped you... this sucks... ...yea... this sucks...	But It Would Be Mean I really wanted to have some fun with her too.... Umm, are you crying? What a baby, at least YOU got to mess around with her... Lick my ass, bitch.	...And This Could Happen Run, bitch... Oww, that hurt. Yer such an asshole. All I said was I wanted to bone the girl you are still in love with.

 

Introducing Peter by MLADM85 9-21-04
Let's all meet KENTUCKY(a.k.a. Peter) Does this look enough like you, Peter? Yea. I was afraid you were going to make me asiangirl2, which would piss me off... I specifically said to make me male and human...	Yea, asian girl isn't male, that's true... but since when do you think asians aren't human? Are they some sort of animal? I'll tell your korean roommate Juan that you think so. No, I just meant that she was female, and then, seperate statement, that I wanted to be male and human... And it's WON SEOK!!!	Yea, sure... it's Juan Suck, he's just tryin to pretend it's not... Don't let him fool you... They can be a tricky people those asians... You're an asshole, you know that?

 

Me and Peter after a decent night of partying.... by MLADM85 9-21-04
Wow, that party last night was good... I'm hungover as all hell... Yea, remember those two girls? Well, I talked to some friends, and they were askin about us after we left.	Then why'd we leave? Cuz you were piss drunk, and I was damn bored.	Oh, dammit, this sucks. We shoulda stuck around... As long as we're doin the "what we shoulda done thing"... I shoulda had you leave, and kept them both for me... that'd be a good time.

 

Typical Situation W/ New Bitchy Boss At Work(American Eagle) by MLADM85 7-30-05
I Ask A Valid Question Is there someone around to run stuff back from the fitting room for me? What do you think?	She Wont Give An Answer Umm, I'm not really sure... That's why I was asking.... Well, I think you should know the answer?	I Guess She's Just A Bitch So is that a no then? No, it's a yes.

 

Same Situation The Next Day by MLADM85 7-30-05
Starts The Same Is there someone around to run stuff back from the fitting room for me? What do you think?	Still Seems Familiar Umm, I'm not really sure... That's why I was asking.... Well, I think you should know the answer.	It's Always The Opposite Of My Guess... I think she does it on purpose. So, umm, this is kind of familiar, so I guess it's a Yes? No, it's a no.

 

It's Been A While by MLADM85 8-17-08
I'm so sick of hearing about how great Michael Phelps is. Why does everyone think that guy's so awesome? Well, he is competing in the Olympics, and winning. I think you're just jealous.	People keep accusing me of being jealous. Let's be fair, the man swims. It's not like that's a useful skill outside of the competitions.	If we lived in Waterworld, then his swimming would matter. I wonder who would win in an underwater fight, Michael Phelps or the Mariner...

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