It's Been A While

Author: MLADM85

Date: August 17, 2008

by MLADM85
8-17-08
I'm so sick of hearing about how great Michael Phelps is. Why does everyone think that guy's so awesome?
Well, he is competing in the Olympics, and winning. I think you're just jealous.
People keep accusing me of being jealous. Let's be fair, the man swims. It's not like that's a useful skill outside of the competitions.
If we lived in Waterworld, then his swimming would matter.
I wonder who would win in an underwater fight, Michael Phelps or the Mariner...