UntitledHappy Birthday, Brad!

Author: MasterMiko

Date: January 13, 2004

by MasterMiko
1-13-04
The empty seat is for Brad's "girlfriend", I've seen her in person, but I still think she is a figment of his imagination.
Ha, I'm Pat and I don't normally hang out with people who don't go to Eat'n'Park before and after every social function, but for free pop and pizza I'll pretend I like Brad.
Hey Brad, we all chipped in and got you a present, I suggested a tennis ball, because I liked mine so much,but everybody else said you'd like this better..
Man, this is the worst party ever, no booz and no Zoo Tychoon. Allen, go get me a computer and some hooch, stat.
...what would you get the guy who has everything, including tennis shoes of levitation?
Wow Brad, that sweatshirt and shorts outfit reall brings out the color of your hat.
You guys *really* shouldn't have...