There's A Blue Bird On My Shoulder

Author: MaxPayne

Date: January 6, 2003

by MaxPayne
1-06-03
Why birds shouldn't be taught to talk
Goddamn, you kids are ugly! I haven't seen such ugly offspring since I was at the Pet Store.!!
If had babies as ugly as you, I would have pushed you out of the nest a long time ago!
Suddenly I'm in the mood for wings.
Not saying quite so much now, are we?