The Adventures of Customer Service Man VII

Author: MaxPayne

Date: March 27, 2003

by MaxPayne
3-27-03
If you want something bad enough....
I'd give anything not to have to answer that phone. I know, I'll use my pyrokenesis on this annoying customer!!
RRRRRRRRRRRING!
....you might just get it, but....
God Damnit!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRING!
....be careful what you wish for!
*COUGH* Thank you for calling Genericom, we are currently experiencing a heavy call volume. But your call is important to us, so please hold for the next available representative. *COUGH*
...what the?