CC 179: Can't Even See Funny From Here

Author: MaxPayne

Date: March 30, 2003

by MaxPayne
3-30-03
Well, figure I might as well do it before anyone else does.
Out here in the middle of the desrt it's rough to survive.
Sweet rabid baby Jayzus!
There's no Creosote OR uranium-enriched cheese, and I need a martini like President Bush needs an 8 Ball!
Bah! Would that I could reign flaming meteors on those soul-less bastards! BAAAHHH!
Oh, you're such a haddock shite!
Who's DoubleNutz?