CC 179: Prepare to be Boarded

Author: MaxPayne

Date: March 30, 2003

by MaxPayne
3-30-03
T-Minus 5....4....
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. "Gee, I wonder what this flashing red button does?" Jesus Christ, and you call yourself a Mission Commander!
Well, I didn't design Space Station Renton 47!!! How was I supposed to know it would just decompress all the compartments like that?
3...2...
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1... Sucky Comic!
Lt. DoubleNutz? Lt. DoubleNutz, where did you go?
I have destroyed him! Now enough talk, Granny, commence probing!