Ewwwww: Crappy Insults + Inner Monologue

Author: MaxPayne

Date: May 21, 2003

by MaxPayne
5-21-03
MaxPayne's a fag!
MaxPayne's a fag!
Sadly, this is probably pretty accurate
Wait a minute.. that's not working anymore! OH NO what do I do?
I've got it!
*clears throat*
MaxPayne's fat!