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by Mechanicoid
10-24-07
So, what are we doing here?
I don't know.
That red stuff over there looks like lava.
Yeah, yeah it does.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-24-07
What is this place, and what are you looking at?
This place? The strip hasn't loaded yet. We're inbetween comics right now, and i'm looking at the next comic
Inbetween comics? Is that possible?
Yup and yup.
Wow, I'm pretty startled by this knowledge. So how's the next comic looking?
It's funny.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-24-07
Ok, ready?
Ok.
That's was strange.
Yeah, let's never do that again.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-24-07
Computers?
Computers?
Computers!
Computers!
Computers.
Computers.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-24-07
I am the Eggman!
Woo!
They are the Eggmen!
Woo!
I am the Walrus!
Goo goo g'this is stupid.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-25-07
You remember that one time we visited that temple?
Yeah...
That was fun.
Yeah...

 

by Mechanicoid
10-25-07
I was gonna make a pizza and - are you ok?
It's that face you're making, I hate it.
You hate my face?
No, just the face you're making right now. Please stop it.
I can't help it, it's my face.
Forget it. I don't hate your face. I hate you.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-25-07
Many of you probably noticed that the last strip should not have read "Not Money" but instead "Not Funny". We here at "Not Funny" apologize on behalf of the writer.
Yeah, were sorry.
we're done right?
I think so.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-29-07
What do you see?
A penis.
What do you see now?
Another penis.
Let me guess, you see a penis.
Nope. Now i see boobs.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-29-07
"The story so far..."
So what Randomearth did the Major send us to now?
I'm not sure. That last junctor seemed fishy.
Maybe we could contact the Ciguri?
In this wasteland? How?
This all feels like a Bakalite scheme.
Stoé Orkéo!

 

by Mechanicoid
10-30-07
Good thing we found that junctor. I was thinking we'd never get out of that last comic strip.
Tell me about it. All that "Major" this and "Major" that. I almost blew my brains out.
So is this the place? Are we back home yet?
I'm looking. Gimme a sec.
Well?
I'm still not sure. This might take a few strips to figure out...

 

by Mechanicoid
10-31-07
Come on, it won't be so bad.
Fine, let's just get this over with.
bewop, bewop. oodle, oodle, oodle. na-ga-whomp. platink, platink. dangle bangle.
click click, number nine. click click number nine.
See, that wasn't so horrible.
I'm here why?

 

by Mechanicoid
11-01-07
"The story so far..."
Man, all we get are these featureless desert planets. What gives?
Well, Jerry Cornelius said he would meet us here.
Hey, maybe we'll come across some Fremen, and get some "spice", so we can "space travel". Know what i mean?
Why are you making a Dune reference in a Moebius parody?
Well, Moebius was in on the first film version of Dune that didn't happen. so i didn't think it was that much of a stretch.
You must be a Tleilaxu Face Dancer, becuase the real you isn't smart enough to know that.

 

by Mechanicoid
11-04-07
So you ready?
You sure this is an easy song?
Oh yeah, just follow me.
Ok.
You yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yoouu. You yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yoouu. You yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yoouu. Then it's all some sweet guitar after that .
Oh yeah, that's totally easy.

 

by Mechanicoid
11-08-07
Hey there. What ya got going on?
I'm working on a joke, perhaps the greatest joke we'll ever undertake. A joke so powerful, so absolutely evil that it will take years perhaps decades to achive the punchline...
...A punchline so chillingly unfunny, so bereft of humor that those that pursue the joke through to its end will be left so empty, that death will be their only comfort in the face of this joke...
But how's it a joke if there's no punchline?
And aren't we in the middle of a set of Moebius parodies? I thought we were going into Dr. Who stuff after this? And what about-
We'll be all of those things. It's all part of the design. All the parts will become the whole and when we're done, all of Comic Stripdom will be laid to waste. THIS WILL BE THE JOKE TO END ALL JOKES!

 

by Mechanicoid
11-16-07
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by Mechanicoid
11-27-07
Dr. Whoooooo, Hey!Dr. Who. Dr. Whoooooo, Hey! Dr Who.
You do know that's a song based on a Gary Glitter Song, right?
Yeah, and, so?
Well, Gary Glitter's kind of messed up. You know, with the children and all. Why don't you just sing something else.
Ok. Billie Jean is not my lover, She's just a girl who claims that i am the one....
I hate you.

 

by Mechanicoid
12-10-07
So...you reading any thoughts yet?
Nope.

 

by Mechanicoid
12-11-07
"The Story So Far..."
So....
So...
We gonna celebrate Life Day now or what?
I told you not to watch that. I also told you what would happen if you watched it then try to turn it into a joke.
Come on. It wasn't that bad. Maybe weird or odd, but not painful.
I'm just going to shoot you now.

 

by Mechanicoid
12-14-07
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åñëè òî òàê, òî ïî÷åìó íàõîäèòñÿ íàø òåêñò íà ðóññêîì ÿçûêå?
Òî funny, ÿ íå çàìåòèëî òî.
ß äóìàþ ýòî áóäåò äðóãàÿ ïëîõàÿ èäåÿ.
Âû äóìàåòå ëþáîå óëîâèò ýòî?
Âåðîÿòíî íå. Áîëüøèíñòâ ëþäè áóäóò èäèîòàìè. Áîëåå òàê òå íà ñåòè.

 

by Mechanicoid
12-20-07
Wow, what was up with that last strip?
You got me. I guess the writer was trying to be funny by being nonsensical.
Yeah, i'm beginning to think the only good thing about this gig is the money.
Well, it's definitely not the workspace. Can't we afford a background more than every three strips? Geez.
Oh well. You wanna grab a pizza?
Sure, so long as it's loaded with Canadian Bacon. I love that stuff.

 

by Mechanicoid
12-26-07
go to the house (page 35) or stay outside (page 37)
What the hell kind of idea is this?
Who knows, let's just go to the house and get this over with.
activate the matter extractor (page 42) move on to the next room (page 48)
Something tells me we can't win this one no matter what we do.
Just push the button.
Bum presses the switch only to realize that both he and Sausage are trapped in the booth. Slowly their bones are stripped of their flesh. The End
Well, damn. what kind of payoff was that?
I should have gone to school like my dad told me to.

 

by Mechanicoid
1-02-08
So we didn't get any time off over the holidays, so...
...So we'll be on break. For how long you ask? As long as we please. So you might as well get used to our stand ins. Ciao.
We join the comic now in progress.
Beep Bop Bo Beep. You got that?
No, I do not like that song either.
How about, Bop Dash Dash Beep Bop Dash?
Negative. I hate you as well.

 

by Mechanicoid
1-03-08
So we just stand here and say things that infer that something’s happening?
That's what the application stated.
Really? That's It?
Yeah.
Wow. So what do we do?
I don't know, but from the looks of the next strip, nothing good.

 

by Mechanicoid
1-04-08
"The Story So Far..."
Not this one?
Nope.
What about this one?
Nope.
What is it we're looking for by the way?
A way out of this stupid comic.

 

by Mechanicoid
1-10-08
Ask your question now.
Well, we were wondering if there was a way out of this comic?
Yeah, like some sort of back door or hidden exit.
There is no way out. We are all here and will always be here until we leave.
Yeah, but didn't those guys before us get out.
Yeah, they gave us the slip and we haven't seen them since.
They are still here.
But they left.
We saw them leave. Didn't we?

 

by Mechanicoid
1-10-08
They have moved to a different panel but still remain within the comic.
Different panel?
Can we get there? Can we get anywhere else?
You are given the panels you are given.
There's got to be more to it than this.
There's got to be some way out of here to anywhere else.
There is only one way out of anywhere, but that solution cannot be achieved by those who do not exist.
What does it mean?
I think I get what it's saying...

 

by Mechanicoid
1-10-08
"The Story So Far..."
This holiday is the best
Easily the best i've had in ages.
Hey why's that title block up there? And what's with the "The Story So Far..." crap?
What the hell?
Come on! I thought we we're out of this? Hey, where are you going?
Apparently I have more asses to kick.

 

by Mechanicoid
1-12-08
What the heck is this place?
I have no idea. All i know is those K.O.P.s are off our tail.
Hey, i think i see something ahead.
Yeah, i see it to. What the heck is that?
It looks like you're stuck in a crappy comic. Would you like some help?

 

by Mechanicoid
1-31-08
Man, i sure hope Drone is ok. All i remember is a door opening and then - BAM! he's gone and we're here.
I told you guys it was a bad idea to take that bag from Rocko Roadcoco. Would you like some help?
How were we supposed to know he was a bad guy in this whole stupid story. Too much stuff happens off panel for us to get anything.
I kept telling you to not trust him. Would you like some help?
Do you have to keep saying "Would you like some help"?
Yes. Would you like some help?

 

by Mechanicoid
5-29-08
"Nothing To Read Here"
I'm not saying it's a good movie, i'm just saying it didn't hurt me as bad as i thought it would.
...sorry, i just had this feeling we've been here before or we were somewhere different just a second ago.
Oh, you mean the lapse in the previous story line that was just cut off?
Huh? What are you saying?
Yeah, it's been about four months and instead of returning right back into the story, the writer is going to ease us back into familiar territory.
What are you talking about, and how are you making sense?

 

by Mechanicoid
6-06-08
In the beginning was nothing. Nope nothing. No white, no black, no houses, cars, fish, potato chips, firemen, helicopters, giant squids...
...no flea markets, people on the street talking 'bout giant men in the sky. Nope, nothing. That was in the beginning. Well, sort of like five minutes before.
Then like five minutes after that, BAM!!!. Stuff. Like giant scoops of ice cream just floating in space. But it wasn't no ice cream. Nope, it was balls of gas.
Giant balls of gas, that is. 'Cept these balls of gas were stars, like the ones that shine like giant brite balls of lite in that thing called the sky.
After that lots more stuff happenned, none of it interesting. So after all that nothing, this place was made. Just a big all nothing this was.
Then the "Major" came. whipped out some "23" thing-a-ma-bobs and wham-o! We's got the Fairlight Mirage. Or something goofy like that. I don't really care.

 

by Mechanicoid
6-06-08
Things were ok for a bit, then it got weird. Giant magicians and men in tights, all too much like one of them giant "supermen" shows from Japan.
And then it'd be normal again, then more giants, then normal, then invasions, then normal, then ...
Hey! Wake up. You're talking in your sleep again.
huh? Talking in my sleep? Would you like some help?
Yeah, everytime you go to sleep you start explaining things like you're talking to someone. What's up with that?
That's really strange. Oh well, let's just keep looking for Drone. Would you like some help?

 

by Mechanicoid
9-24-08
Hey, what ever happened to that joke to end all jokes you talked about all those strips ago?
You mean this -
See Bum & Sausage - The Setup
And aren't we in the middle of a set of Moebius parodies? I thought we were going into Dr. Who stuff after this? And what about-
We'll be all of those things. It's all part of the design. All the parts will become the whole and when we're done, all of Comic Stripdom will be laid to waste. THIS WILL BE THE JOKE TO END ALL JOKES!
Yeah, and how'd you do that flashback?
Well, the joke happened off panel in the future because it was too expensive to show in the past. As for the flashback i just took down the background and held up some word bubbles. It's that easy.

 

by Mechanicoid
9-25-08
What are you doing still playing that Dreamcast?
What do you mean? It's the Dreamcast's birthday this month, so i'm celebrating by playing it.
Yeah, but it's SEGA. Remember the Sega CD, the 32X, The SATURN?
What are you talking about? Some of my favorite games are on those systems.
Really?!? Well can it play DVDs or display millions of polygons on screen in realtime like my PS2? Does it have FINAL FANTASY?HUH?
What good will all that be after i rip out your eyes?

 

by Mechanicoid
10-02-08
I am the eye in the sky, looking at you , i can read your mind.
I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools, i can cheat you blind.
and i don't need to see anymore, to know that, i can read your mind...i can read your mind.
why do you always have to sing that song when i go to the bathroom?

 

by Mechanicoid
10-03-08
New guy...
Another free program off line. What's his user s'posed to do?
sigh. The Users...you really think they're still there?
They'd better be...I don't want to bust outta this dump an' find nothin' but a lot of cold circuits waitin' for me.
Thank you, thank you.
That was Tron, scene 140 Int. Next Cell - Ram's. Hope you enjoyed it.

 

by Mechanicoid
10-21-08
Hey, what ya got there?
I found my old Pong machine, and it still works. Pretty neat huh?
Yeah, that's great. i did always wonder "Whatever Happened -
No! Just stop right now!
What? I was just going to say -
I know what you're going to say, and we're only allowed one reference per strip. Last time you combined them we got hosed by the Major. Awww crap, now i made a reference -

 

by Mechanicoid
10-21-08
"The Story So Far..."
You can't blame me for this.
I know, I know...
Oh well, back to the script i guess - So the whole fleet's been destroyed and they think us here in this lone space fighter can take on the entire Bacto Empire?
Well it's more dramatic for one, and they wouldn't expect something like a lone fighter to take them all out.
Come on!?! We don't even have missles or one of them spinning pods! We're hosed, man!
Calm down. We'll be ok. We got this ship, a map of space, three lives, and ten bucks in quarters.

 

by Mechanicoid
11-04-08
You're looking pretty proud there. What's up?
I did my civic duty and voted today.
Really? So did I!
Really? That's amazing! So do you mind telling me who you voted for?
No, not at all. I took my time thought about what was at stake, sat down, and then...and then I took that Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

 

by Mechanicoid
11-05-08
Awww, darn it! I blinked again. every damn time i tell you...
It's because i can shoot invisible laser beams into people's eyes. That's how i've retained my championship stare contest status all these years.

 

by Mechanicoid
7-27-09
After a long time passess...
So how have you been?
What do you mean? We haven't left here.
No, what do you mean? It's a been nearly half a year since we talked.
That was five seconds ago. Are you smoking dope again. Did you watching Transformers mess up your brain again?
Really? It hasn't dawned on you that we haven't been here, that we haven't been anywhere?
Naw, i'm just joshing ya because you make me sick. The wife and kids are fine, and you?

 

by Mechanicoid
2-01-13
Those Duke boys are in one pickle of a handbag of a doozie.
Hey.
So when you going to take that off?
Take what off?
That stupid costume, holosuit, whatever stupid thing it is you're wearing to look like me!
Oh, this thing? It's none of those. I cloned you, then killed your clone, then skinned it, and now I'm wearing it.

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