Info-Com Line 001 - Things That Began Stuff

Author: Mechanicoid

Date: June 6, 2008

by Mechanicoid
6-06-08
In the beginning was nothing. Nope nothing. No white, no black, no houses, cars, fish, potato chips, firemen, helicopters, giant squids...
...no flea markets, people on the street talking 'bout giant men in the sky. Nope, nothing. That was in the beginning. Well, sort of like five minutes before.
Then like five minutes after that, BAM!!!. Stuff. Like giant scoops of ice cream just floating in space. But it wasn't no ice cream. Nope, it was balls of gas.
Giant balls of gas, that is. 'Cept these balls of gas were stars, like the ones that shine like giant brite balls of lite in that thing called the sky.
After that lots more stuff happenned, none of it interesting. So after all that nothing, this place was made. Just a big all nothing this was.
Then the "Major" came. whipped out some "23" thing-a-ma-bobs and wham-o! We's got the Fairlight Mirage. Or something goofy like that. I don't really care.