All comics by Megami-sama

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by Megami-sama
6-26-01
Hej Chows!!! Don't fear the reaper! LOL!
Megami, I hate to tell you this, but that's not funny...
Awww... I'm sorry Chows... come here and kiss me...
I TOLD you that dominatrix thing freaks me out...
Oh, that's cute... I forgive you. Let's go have onion rings.

 

by Megami-sama
6-26-01
I do so love Tenchi Muyo...
I wonder if Ryoko would go out with me if she was real...
Ayeka you bitch! Tenchi belongs to me! BITCH!
::Sigh:: Beauty, thy name is Ryoko.

 

by Megami-sama
6-26-01
::Sigh:: Oh Washuu... such delicacy... such breathtaking loveliness... be still, my heart!
I've got magic fingers!!!
Why, o why must you be mere paint and celluloid on a glowing screen, you pink haired vixen, you?!
I am the greatest scientific genius in the universe!
Washuu, you truly are the most incredible, the cutest, the smartest... I worship at your delicate feet...
You're scaring me...

 

by Megami-sama
6-27-01
You know that song, "Call of Ktulu", right?
Of course! I love Metallica!!!
I *really* hate that song.
BLASPHEMER!!! You're just like all the others. WE'RE THROUGH!!!

 

by Megami-sama
6-27-01
You *do* know you spelled 'Ctulu' wrong on that last one, don't you?
That's the way Metallica spells it...
...so it must be right.
HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE GO THROUGH THIS?! Metallica does NOT know everything, and you STILL are spelling Ctulu wrong!!!

 

by Megami-sama
12-04-01
Chows broke up with me.
I mean, I guess I shouldn't be selfish. He felt it was the right thing to do. He wasn't mean about it at all, and he still wants to be friends. But...it still hurts.
I miss him.

 

by Megami-sama
12-04-01
Hello. My name is Megami-sama. Circumstances have reduced me from an outstanding, confident individual to a pathetic, manic-depressive bitch who sits around all day, watching television and drawing.
Buttered toast!
Sometimes, I drag my fat, cellulite-riddled ass upstairs to write some fanfiction, which, in case you didn't know, is when you take characters without permission and put them in your own little world.
Ed, what were you thinking?!?! - Absolutely nothing, Double D!
Usually, mine involve death or angst, or at least a mental hospital. Shockingly, these tend to cheer me up, as does my large collection of gay bondage porn, most of which somehow involves Metallica.
Wow, you really *are* pathetic, Megami-sama! No wonder you're single now. Ha ha! I point and laugh at you, you miserable bag of broken dreams!

 

by Megami-sama
12-04-01
Welcome to the singles club! Where hot singles go to hook up with other hot singles!
Note:The chance that *any* of these singles are hot is highly unlikely. Most are ugly, desperate, and using this as a last resort to get laid. Therefore, you must also be ugly and desperate. Ha ha!
I miss Chows.

 

by Megami-sama
12-04-01
Hah! I should stop being so depressed! It's not the end of the world! I have plenty of things to do, and I don't need another person to make me feel *good*, if you know what I mean!
Ah, this is the life! A single woman, enjoying herself, watching quality television! I feel like a million dollars!

 

by Megami-sama
12-06-01
Konnichi wa, small asian girl who does not actually look asian.
Hey, fuck you, garbage can girl!
Oh, what, so you think you really do look asian? You make a pretty piss-poor asian girl.
Look, I didn't CHOOSE to look like this. You're being a racist bitch, garbage can girl!
My name's Megami-sama, fake asian girl.
I knew that.

 

by Megami-sama
12-06-01
So, uh, hi, I guess you're Megami...
yuppers. and you are...uh...I'm sorry, what was your name?
Jon
! That's the name of my ex!
Uh...I guess this means I'm not getting laid tonight, huh?

 

by Megami-sama
12-13-01
Hello Megami! We received your letter expressing your interest in our dating service! Unlike other singles services, we understand that you are simply trying to find that special someone.
You expressed that your primary hobby is Japanese animation. We think we have found the perfect match for you! We'll be sending him over post-haste.
There's gotta be a catch...

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