Are We Having Fun Yet?

Author: Megami-sama

Date: December 4, 2001

by Megami-sama
12-04-01
Hello. My name is Megami-sama. Circumstances have reduced me from an outstanding, confident individual to a pathetic, manic-depressive bitch who sits around all day, watching television and drawing.
Buttered toast!
Sometimes, I drag my fat, cellulite-riddled ass upstairs to write some fanfiction, which, in case you didn't know, is when you take characters without permission and put them in your own little world.
Ed, what were you thinking?!?! - Absolutely nothing, Double D!
Usually, mine involve death or angst, or at least a mental hospital. Shockingly, these tend to cheer me up, as does my large collection of gay bondage porn, most of which somehow involves Metallica.
Wow, you really *are* pathetic, Megami-sama! No wonder you're single now. Ha ha! I point and laugh at you, you miserable bag of broken dreams!