Lying Owl: Episode One

Author: Mella

Date: December 21, 2002

by Mella
12-21-02
Hello! I am the owl from Harry Potter. Do you love me, child?
Ha ha ha! You're not the owl from Harry Potter. That owls white, and doesn't have a bow tie and stuff!
Hey little girl! I'm the owl from Harry Potter! Want my autograph?
You aren't the Harry Potter owl! You look weird and that one was lovely!
Hello there cigarette on legs. I'm the owl from Harry Potter. Want a drink?
Hello Harry Potter Owl! I'm one of the cigarettes from Dr No. Let's party!