A bird sells his soul to Satan

Author: Mella

Date: April 7, 2001

by Mella
4-07-01
SATAN! I need to sell my soul! I want a speedboat!
Large blue bird, you have no soul to sell...
...however, I will happily accept half a dozen eggs.
Wow... and can I still have a speedboat?
Yes, but only a small one.