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by Mennez
8-10-07
An ordinary day...
Let's play some Ragnarok...
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HAHAHA! I AM TEH GAMEMASTER, AND YOU ARE ALL MERE PAWNS IN MY UNIVERSE!!!
Yep. Ordinary.
I'll get eAthena tomorrow...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE... >_>

 

by Mennez
8-10-07
I should get out of bed...
I really have no idea what I'm doing.
Ignoring players is hard work.
I should add that...
WHAT CUSTOM ITEMZ DOES YOU HAFFS?!
And cleanup after I cave is too.
I have to kill-ahem- debug you now.
Hey, that's cool. You did warn them not to rush you.

 

by Mennez
8-10-07
While -fixing- bugs...
Come here you little prick.
OoOoOoO... This is the ghost of your social life...
Still -fixing- bugs...
Where are you you cock sucking liver clown?
God damn it. I'm you're girlfriend for crying out loud! Spend some time with me!
Girlfriend stole me.
... Where'd you go?

 

by Mennez
3-19-08
Hi Mennez, This is Corperate Goonie #56902 from Rackspace.
Oh Fuck.
We noticed you haven't been making your monthly payments, so we're canceling your site.
Well I work at Schucks, it's kind of hard to make obscene cash there.
We don't legally have to care. Oh, and by the way, we still plan on charging you for the full two years, regardless of whether or not you get to use the service... That'll be $7,983.88
Well here, let me check my wallet.

 

by Mennez
3-19-08
Vaporeon
Hey Mennez, when's the server gonna be back up?
I dunno, when are you gonna sell your ninja ass into slavery to pay for it?
Fran
Uhm... Hiya, I'm Francisco Dias, $50 bucks a month and I'll give you -two- servers, no contracts.
Sold.
Jimmy
Hello. I think your new plan for the new server is going too slow. I think it's too outrageous. I don't have a smidgen of faith in you.
Wow. Well, my shiny friend, then you aren't invited to the celebratory "I pulled it off" party in four months.

 

by Mennez
3-19-08
Why Fran is Jesus.
Uhm... I owe my entire paycheck to my car insurance... Could I pay you in two weeks?
Sure.
My computer does not compile with haste.
I need something to do while KDE compiles...
Squirrels protect nuts.
Squirrel: It's what's for dinner.
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by Mennez
4-09-08
Day one
So I'm gonna start this paper route tonight?
Yup, I guess. I know I only gave you the route sheet today, and you're low on gas, but it'll work out.
Day four
Fuck I slept in. Wait... Where are my papers?
Day five
Alright, I'm here two hours early... no papers... fuck em.

 

by Mennez
4-09-08
The beginning of a bad idea...
So... New job...
I've got jobs... They might be a little dumb or shady, but they're jobs none the less.
The bad idea buds...
So... Telemarketing for firefighters?
Money.
And then it blooms.
Deal.
Oh right. I may have forgotten to mention the turnover rate here is roughly twenty minutes.

 

by Mennez
4-09-08
How mennez gets things working.
Hey it works!
Look! A bug!
Yeah...
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Screw it! It works!
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