The local newspaper equals assholes.

Author: Mennez

Date: April 9, 2008

by Mennez
4-09-08
Day one
So I'm gonna start this paper route tonight?
Yup, I guess. I know I only gave you the route sheet today, and you're low on gas, but it'll work out.
Day four
Fuck I slept in. Wait... Where are my papers?
Day five
Alright, I'm here two hours early... no papers... fuck em.