Stranded on the Moon by MentallyIll8-08-06 It says here, in order to get back to Earth I need sermain. Uh-Oh. Uh-oh? Why Uh-oh? Well, sermain is Alien semen. Get to work. I'm an asexualy reproducing Alien, you know?
Gothic Fast Food? by MentallyIll8-08-06 Welcome to KurkDonalds, where we beam you up great food! May I take your order? I'll have one hamburger. Anything else? How can you stand to be so happy in a world of bleak conformist pigs? Because they pay me to be happy sir. Can I get my burger soon? I kinda have a sacrifice to get to.
Jesus avoids death. by MentallyIll8-09-06 You have the wrong guy. I'm the son of god ya see. Oh really? Yes I'm quite sorry. Oh, I see im damn. HAHAHA. I got another one. Oh I'm definatly going to hell for this 5|-|17!
Jesus Vs. Death by MentallyIll8-09-06 Jesus, it is I, Death. It is your time. I have come for you. NOOOOOOO! The deed is done. 5 Days Later... Got ya bitch! I'm the son of God I can do whatever the fuck I want!
The Dangers of Myspace by MentallyIll8-09-06 This time I'm just gonna check my myspace and be out. I mean, it's just myspace, no big deal. Ah sweet a friend request! 5 Hours Later... Ah sweet, you got a picture comment!
Normal Alien Conversations by MentallyIll8-09-06 Life is just so overrated, ya know? Forty-Five Minutes Later... ...And she just always walks around in the changing room before gym talking about what a good game it was... An hour and twenty minutes later... Doesn't she see I have a gun?! ...And I believe that if I wear black like this it'll give all the fake people out there a clue that life is black and life is pointless....