Gothic Fast Food?

Author: MentallyIll

Date: August 8, 2006

by MentallyIll
8-08-06
Welcome to KurkDonalds, where we beam you up great food! May I take your order?
I'll have one hamburger.
Anything else?
How can you stand to be so happy in a world of bleak conformist pigs?
Because they pay me to be happy sir.
Can I get my burger soon? I kinda have a sacrifice to get to.