Sausage-fest

Author: MethRattle

Date: September 9, 2008

by MethRattle
9-09-08
Dude, those sausages you donated to the Seniors' Picnic made them all sick! Where did you find those things?
I made them. It was my first try at sausage-making. Guess I need a little more practice.
All the seniors said they tasted really weird. What kinda meat did you use?
Well, you know that old guy who lives by the park that's always calling me a smelly hippie?...
Dude. I don't wanna hear anymore.
Grinding the meat and getting the spices right was easy, but making sure the all-natural casings were clean...that was tough.