Belief Systems

Author: MethRattle

Date: June 26, 2009

by MethRattle
6-26-09
Since this is our first time having sex, I wonder if you'd be willing to cooperate with some of my beliefs?
Oh, absolutely! I fully support the ethnic and religious practices of other peoples! You know, I plan on joining the Peace Corps.
Great! I have some things in the bathroom for you, if you'd be so kind...
Okay! I just love seeing how other cultures approach such traditions as sex, marriage, birth. etc...
...I don't think this is really a "Ceremonial Essence Collector" gown...
Oh, it will be, trust me. Just remember, you gotta call me "Father" AND "Daddy" or else the ceremony is ruined.