Satan's Foolish Mistake by Mezari2-06-06 At the shoe store... Exuse my question, sir, but do you sell souls? The sole aisle is right behind you. Goody! Is that Satan? I hope it isn't. If it is he'll be disappointed... Moments later... I didn't find souls in that aisle, sir. Er, maybe you should try the sauna nearby. It's the closest thing that you can go to that's like Hell.
WWAD? by Mezari10-06-06 Hold it, hold it! Before you destroy company property, think to yourself: What Would Allah Do?
