Satan's Foolish Mistake

Author: Mezari

Date: February 6, 2006

by Mezari
2-06-06
At the shoe store...
Exuse my question, sir, but do you sell souls?
The sole aisle is right behind you.
Goody!
Is that Satan? I hope it isn't. If it is he'll be disappointed...
Moments later...
I didn't find souls in that aisle, sir.
Er, maybe you should try the sauna nearby. It's the closest thing that you can go to that's like Hell.