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by MidnightRealism
12-02-03
I don't like raves.
Here, try some ecstasy.
Nothing's happening.
Give it a second...
DON'T DO DRUGS.
Woah, like...shit.
:)

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
Well, another day in the office...how are you, dinosaur guy?
I'M PEACHY KEEN!
Oh shit, here comes that guy who always hits on me.
LET'S MAKE A DECOY TO DISTRACT HIM.
I AM A WOMAN.
Hey, haven't seen you around here before. You new, babe?

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
MIDNIGHTREALISM CHECKS HIS FAN MAIL
Let's see what we got here...
OMG MIDNIGHT YUO ARE TEH SUCK I FUCKINH HATE YUO
YEH, I THOT NOt, BITCH

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
I'm here with Jesus on location in the first level of the PC game "Max Payne 2", where it seems that a number of people have been wounded!
...
...
"...I DON'T THINK THIS IS ALLOWED."
Trust me, it ain't. Midnight's gonna be totally fucked in the afterlife.
You there! Sir! Are YOU powered by the Havok engine?

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
Well, we've been looking at the ratings, and we've realized that what this comic, now in its thirteenth hour of production, needs more anime influences. Thus, we're having a ninja fight an Amish guy.
Prepare to taste my non-electric fury!
Yeah, whatever. You're so Amish.
Oh, but wait, that's not weird enough.
It's not?
It's not?
There we go. Now THAT'S Japanese.
C'MERE AND GIVE YOUR BUDDY TENTACLE SOME SWEET, SWEET LOVE.
...Oh, dammit.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
What have I done with my life?
Sit around...play video games...it's all been wasted up to this point.
Maybe it's not too late to change, though! Maybe I can still do some good!
Maybe I can help the needy, deliver from suffering those who need aid the most!
Maybe I...no, fuck it. I'm gonna go play "Knights of the Old Republic".
You suck, dude.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
JOIN THE ARMY
...What the FUCK just happened?
Damned if I know, but conspiracy theorists are undoubtedly gonna have a field day with this one.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
You say your fries "blow"? Let me get the manager.
Hurry it up, bitch. I'm hungry.
EARL SAYS THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FRIES?
...
OOO! I'M SO GANGSTA, I'M TOO GOOD FOR THE SAME FRIES EVERYONE ELSE HAS!
...I'm gonna go to Burger King.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
Penny for your thoughts, Gabe.
GABE'S THOUGHTS
YES, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'LL BURN HERE. FOREVER!
(:-()
:)
...Actually, maybe you'd better keep 'em to yourself.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
MIDNIGHTREALISM THINKS
I started making these comics this morning, around 2 A.M. I've spent an hour on 'em. At that rate, I'll have lost a full day of my life in less than a month.
Think about all that time that could have been spent bettering myself!
OMG YOUR LIEK SO GHAY MIDNITE
I hate you, Joe Public.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
DEMON 1-1 BEGINS HIS RISE TO GLORY
So, listen, my plan is to take over the forest, right? I need some followers, and...
A-ROO?
...Yeah. This, uh, this ain't gonna work out between us. In fact, I think you should just explode, or something.
ROKAY!

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
DEMON 1-1 ATTEMPTS TO SEDUCE ANOTHER CREATURE
Okay, so the coyote is a moron. But you and me, feline, we can totally...
M'row?
Yeah, fuck that.
*POOF*
...This isn't going well.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
DEMON 1-1 APPROACHES THE LAST CREATURE IN THE FOREST
Okay...uh...birdcage that is meant by the author to represent a bird, you're my last hope. We need to...
Tweet! :)
JESUS FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ANIMALS DON'T YOU DESIRE UNIMAGINABLE POWER CHRIST!
**BAM, SUCKA**
Well, at least I didn't just set him on fire like those other two. You're, like, totally surprised, huh, reader?

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
DEMON 1-1 MEETS WITH ANOTHER POTENTIAL FOLLOWER
Okay, kid, I'm attempting to build an army of evil, and I need...
I'm handicapped.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! JUST FUCKING DIE THEN, YOU WORTHLESS DRAIN ON SOCIETY! **SHOVE**
**WHAM! CRASH BAMTHUDROLLROLLROLL...DIE**
MidnightRealism was finally apprehended by police today, after days of searching. Sources say that the authorities wanted to question him regarding comics advocating disrespect for the disabled.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-03-03
I haven't a clue who these two are, but I'm relatively certain that using them in this manner is going to provoke some hatred towards myself.
You're damn right it is.
...You mean you didn't enjoy it...?

 

by MidnightRealism
12-04-03
I'M LOVIN' IT
I LIKE TEH HAMBURGARS!
This is the most retarded running gag ever.
I think you're right, yeah.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-04-03
You think YOU have it rough? People don't pick up pieces of you and screech into them.
No, but they wiggle my mouse. And that tickles. A bunch.
Besides which, you're always tying up my line and rendering me obsolete with your goddamn instant messages!
It's not my fault you're completely worthless at this juncture.
If I weren't inanimate, I'd so kick your ass.
If you're inanimate, then how did you turn around...?

 

by MidnightRealism
12-05-03
Well, Christmas draws near, so of course it would make logical sense to do a winter holiday-themed comic.
But I don't think I will. I'm gonna talk about Easter, just because the option of doing so exists. In those Gospel things it says Jesusman descended into hell for a few days, right?
What do you suppose happened while he was there? I can't picture him being real popular down there. I'll bet he had to fight demons and shit.
Ever since I was little I've had this mental image of Christ fighting Satan like in the Pit or something and they go best of three and then Jesus impales Satan on some spikes.
That mental image will undoubtedly stick with me for the rest of my life; yes, every Easter I'll be likening the Son of Man to Mortal Kombat, simply because of a connection I tried to draw as a child.
And that's exactly why I hate you.

 

by MidnightRealism
12-06-03
STORM SWEEPS NORTHEAST
Then why the hell is everything in this panel so green?
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE *THUMP*
...Wow, this is really, really cold.
Why am I a bug?

 

by MidnightRealism
12-10-03
THINGS I'D RATHER DO IN PLACE OF FINALS - 1. Read my fan mail.
"You just fucking suck, that's all I'm trying to say. It's not that hard to understand."
2. Try to figure out what the hell this panel means.
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
...
3. Be cruci--actually, no, I think I'd rather take finals than this.
Excellent choice.
...Yeah, I think it is, too.

 

by MidnightRealism
3-30-04
Well, horse2, I have finally returned after my leave of absence. Has all held up well in my time away?
Not really. Basically everything's gone to shit. If you'd take five minutes to make one of these goddamn things every once in a while maybe we wouldn't be so lonely.
Is that so? You miscellaneous cartoon characters like me that much?
Hell no, you narcissistic douchebag. We're just incredibly bored. To make up for it, you will now suffer terribly for our amusement.
NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, MID.
Oh, dammit.

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