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| You think YOU have it rough? People don't pick up pieces of you and screech into them. | |
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| No, but they wiggle my mouse. And that tickles. A bunch. | |
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| Besides which, you're always tying up my line and rendering me obsolete with your goddamn instant messages! | |
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| It's not my fault you're completely worthless at this juncture. | |
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| If I weren't inanimate, I'd so kick your ass. | |
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| If you're inanimate, then how did you turn around...? | |
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