But phones can't talk lol

Author: MidnightRealism

Date: December 4, 2003

by MidnightRealism
12-04-03
You think YOU have it rough? People don't pick up pieces of you and screech into them.
No, but they wiggle my mouse. And that tickles. A bunch.
Besides which, you're always tying up my line and rendering me obsolete with your goddamn instant messages!
It's not my fault you're completely worthless at this juncture.
If I weren't inanimate, I'd so kick your ass.
If you're inanimate, then how did you turn around...?